Her Majesty has courted controversy today after critics suggested her choice of hats was a calculated comment on the visiting US president.View article >
New football experts, who are already looking forward to another brief flirtation with the game in 2022, have today declared their relief at once again being able to tell their partners to ‘turn that crap off’ and stop pretending to understand the offside rule.
England has just crashed out of the World Cup and now here comes Donald Trump. The heroic England team lost to Croatia following a goal in extra time, pushing the whole nation into a pit of abject misery. “Don’t you worry, folks,” beamed the President of the United States. “I’m on my way, and I’m
After last night’s world cup semi-final defeat, England is too hungover and miserable to do any fucking work today, it has emerged. With hearts that feel like they’ve been stamped on by a Croation football boot, and heads that feel like they’ve been repeatedly booted around a football pitch, England just cannot be arsed today.