Government launches ‘Dig For Victory’ campaign
Some ‘digging for victory’ may be required to ensure an adequate supply of food after Brexit, the government has announced today.
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Government supports replacing Irish backstop that nobody understands with ‘alternative arrangements’ that nobody understands
The government is supporting an amendment to the Brexit deal that will ensure the thorny issue of the Irish border remains as incomprehensible as ever to the great British public.
Theresa May apologises to nation involved in her car crash
Theresa May has finally apologised to an entire nation that involved in an ongoing, completely avoidable car crash.
1 in 20 Britons believe Anne Frank was a unit of French currency
Following a survey carried out on Holocaust Memorial Day, at least five per cent of Britons believe Anne Frank was enough to buy you a baguette and some cheese in old French money.
