Employee who misread lotto numbers frantically cleaning his own shit from manager’s desk
An office employee has made a grave error, according to reports this morning.
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“Come on then, fuckers!” roars drunken Theresa May at Brexit cabinet meeting
Theresa May has finally snapped and is offering a fist-fight to all who oppose her Brexit plan.
Esther McVey and Andrea Leadsom awake to find horse heads in their beds
Leading Brexit campaigners Esther McVey and Andrea Leadsom have told of waking up to find severed horse heads in their beds.
Shock as Toy Story 4 trailer hints at introduction of sex toy character
Fans of the Toy Story franchise have been left stunned today after it was revealed that the next instalment will include a new character in the form of a sex toy evidently belonging to Andy’s mother.
