Carrier pigeon delivering Jacob Rees-Mogg’s letter of no confidence delayed by weather
The letter of no confidence Jacob Rees-Mogg sent to the 1922 Committee has not yet arrived because strong winds are holding up his carrier pigeon.
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Most MPs still waiting for Wikipedia synopsis of Brexit agreement before reading it
It has been revealed that the majority of MPs haven’t yet read the draft Brexit agreement because it’s really long and boring.
‘Five Brexiteers’ demand that EU is excluded from future Brexit renegotiations
The so-called ‘Five Brexiteers,’ Michael Gove, Penny Mourdant, Larry, Curly, and Moe, who all remained in Theresa May’s cabinet to try and change the draft withdrawal deal, have demanded that the EU is excluded from any renegotiations.
University courses to be shortened to one month of cramming to reduce tuition fees
Many British universities are to offer ‘fast-tracked’ versions of their courses which consist of just one-month intensive cramming with none of the usual drinking or sleeping.
