Plans to erect a statue of Margaret Thatcher could be scrapped along with hundreds of stonemason jobs because Sunderland’s world-renowned Prime Minister statue plant is relocating due to Brexit uncertainty.
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The quaint old British saying of ‘one swallow doesn’t make a summer’ might be a right load of old bollocks within a matter of months after the government announced today that new immigration laws would extend to wildlife.
A recent study by the University of Croydon’s sociology department has revealed that Britain’s attention-seeking twats have stopped claiming they ‘just having a laugh’ and now maintain they are ‘disruptors’.
In an alternate universe identical to our own apart from Ed Miliband’s ability to eat a bacon sandwich, everything is going just fine thank you very much.
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