‘Well, this is all rather lovely’ says Theresa May watching the news
Theresa May has sat back in her chair at number 10 Downing Street to enjoy a nice cup of tea and the sight of the Labour party tearing itself to shreds.
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Jeremy Corbyn supporters celebrate emergence of new thing to blame for his lack of success
Supporters of Jeremy Corbyn were jubilant this morning as they are now able to blame the party’s lack of success on a small number of MPs who have quit the party.
NewsThump demands readers sign loyalty pledge
Leading satirical news site NewsThump is demanding readers sign a loyalty pledge to ensure they work towards a common goal, it has emerged.
Changes to BST mean clocks will go back by 70 years at the end of March
A top-secret report, which was hacked by a schoolboy this morning, has revealed that the government is set to make a major one-off change when the clocks are due to ‘spring forwards’ in around six weeks. Rather than moving forwards by an hour, clocks throughout the UK will be moved back to 30 March 1949,
