The three and a half thousand troops who have been put on standby in the event of a no-deal Brexit will just be there to let off party-poppers, Theresa May’s cabinet has confirmed.
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Downing Street has said that the Government won’t make time for Labour’s motion of no confidence in Theresa May because that sort of accountability is a lot of daft nonsense.
Former Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is to advise Theresa May on the best way to leave Europe whilst simultaneously delighting the vast majority of people who watch you doing it.
A sudden flurry of activity from the Labour party yesterday has been traced to someone slipping a viagra into Jeremy Corbyn’s bedtime cocoa.
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