‘Prime’ Minister Boris Johnson has once again been forced to deny that he is a liar after revelations emerged that he isn’t Boris Johnson, but is, in fact, a 72-year-old lady from Bolton called Beryl.
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Campaigners for the Liberal Democrats have been bulk-buying hard-wearing sandals and chunky walking socks for all the legwork they’ll be doing in the next few weeks.
With his parliamentary majority obliterated and his no-deal Brexit plans almost in tatters, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been left wondering if he should even bother unpacking the last of those boxes in Downing Street.
Boris Johnson’s political career has been found mauled and dying outside Number ten.
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