God grateful to General Synod for allowing him have a lie-in on Sundays
The Almighty has today expressed relief at the news that he will be able to have a lie-in on a Sunday once again.
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Simpletons getting increasingly giddy at prospect of no-deal Brexit
Frothing simpletons have become increasingly giddy after learning we are just x days away from a potential no-deal Brexit.
Prime minister returns triumphant from Brussels after securing 2 for 1 deal on premium chocolates
Theresa May has declared her latest trip to EU headquarters a brilliant success as she was now able to distribute heavily discounted confectionery, strong flavorful beers and lovely little statuettes of the Manneken Pis.
Theresa May to retreat to burrow to slough off winter skin
With snowdrops appearing on the ground and a pleasant warmth in the air, it can only mean that Spring has arrived and the time has come for Theresa May to retreat to her burrow and slough off her winter skin.
