
Cersei Lannister uses TV address to tell Westeros peasants “I’m on your side”
Ruthless dictator Cersei Lannister has assured the peasants of Westeros that she is ‘on their side’.
View article >Ruthless dictator Cersei Lannister has assured the peasants of Westeros that she is ‘on their side’.
View article >After being told how they feel about Brexit by an increasingly out-of-touch prime minister, voters at home have insisted the best way of finding out how someone feels is to ask them.
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