
Boris Johnson found dead in a ditch
The body of the UK Prime Minister has been discovered in a ditch near Whitehall, this morning, according to reports.
View article >The body of the UK Prime Minister has been discovered in a ditch near Whitehall, this morning, according to reports.
View article >Richard Braine’s resignation as leader of UKIP and the impending leadership contest it brings has once again fallen on that time of the week when most people take the bins out, according to reports.
Tactical voters around the country have begun to feel like Sir Alex Ferguson the eve of a big game.
With a general election now set for 12th December there are worries that pissed up Christmas revellers will vote for Conservatives or other clowns ‘or a laugh’.
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