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A modern two-bedroom semi-detached home that was designed to minimise heating costs by optimising its ability to retain any heat inside the building is working perfectly, according to owner, Simon Williams.
Local girlfriend Simone Williams somehow still has feet like blocks of ice, it has emerged this morning. Her feet, which you are going to feel whether you like it or not because she’s going to try and warm them on your legs at two o’clock tomorrow morning, are indeed chilly despite it being thirty-seven de-fucking-grees.