In an attempt to bridge the deep divide over Brexit and an eventual second vote, Jeremy Corbyn has decreed that the Labour Party will release a choose-your-own-adventure manifesto, ensuring all of Britain’s warring political tribes can find an outcome they like.
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With Nigel Farage’s Brexit Party having gathered 100,000 Facebook likes and announcing a raft of EU election candidates in a matter of a week, the Remain parties have hit back with a robust strategy of just sort of hoping everything sorts itself out.
Thanos has dismissed proposals for a ‘second click’ of the Infinity Gauntlet as a move by poor losers who just can’t accept defeat this morning.
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