Concern was growing across the country last night as it was revealed that Transport Secretary Chris Grayling has been quiet for a while, leading many to suspect he might be working on a plan.
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Soon to be unemployed Theresa May is said to be shocked and disappointed at the benefits to which she is entitled after voluntarily agreeing to leave her job in Downing Street.
A freelance writer has accepted a gig paying in exposure after his landlord said he was willing to accept it as payment for next month’s rent.
Boris Johnson has pledged to annihilate Britain in a nuclear holocaust if we don’t implement Brexit by the end of October.
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