A violent Eastern European immigrant stole a valuable ivory tusk as London was in the grip of terror panic, according to reports in the Daily Mail today.
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A woman is celebrating this afternoon after securing a 20% discount on a product she didn’t need, and that it only cost her 20% of her day looking for it.
Famously tolerant Arsenal fans have brought out their ‘Wenger In’ signs to matches after Unai Emery’s sacking for a pathetic start to the season.
After an ice sculpture stood in for Boris Johnson in last night’s Channel 4 Leader’s climate change debate, the Tories have announced that the sculpture will now appear at more campaign events, having proved much more popular than Mr Johnson among voters.
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