
Newspaper columnist planning to vote for ‘someone unexpected’ believes people give a shit
A columnist has written a column about how he intends to vote for someone unexpected because he appears to genuinely believe people give a shit.
View article >A columnist has written a column about how he intends to vote for someone unexpected because he appears to genuinely believe people give a shit.
View article >After Nigel Farage was the unfortunate victim of yet another milkshake attack, party officials have quickly moved to introduce a new party uniform that will protect wearers from dairy-wielding attackers.
Tommy Robinson’s ‘thugs to riches’ story is getting the Hollywood treatment.
The so-called ‘Nazi salute’ or ‘Hitler salute’ was never actually a greeting and was more of a reflex against incoming dairy projectiles, historians have confirmed today.
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