Newspaper columnist planning to vote for ‘someone unexpected’ believes people give a shit
A columnist has written a column about how he intends to vote for someone unexpected because he appears to genuinely believe people give a shit.
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Brexit Party to avoid further unfortunate milkshake incidents with new protective uniform
After Nigel Farage was the unfortunate victim of yet another milkshake attack, party officials have quickly moved to introduce a new party uniform that will protect wearers from dairy-wielding attackers.
Jeremy Renner to play Tommy Robinson in “No Country for Brown Men”
Tommy Robinson’s ‘thugs to riches’ story is getting the Hollywood treatment.
‘Nazi salute’ actually began as a reflex to block incoming milkshakes, confirm historians
The so-called ‘Nazi salute’ or ‘Hitler salute’ was never actually a greeting and was more of a reflex against incoming dairy projectiles, historians have confirmed today.
