FaceApp preparing citizens for their appearance in event of no-deal Brexit
A photo app that shows users what they’ll look like when they’re frail and haggard is actually designed to prepare British people for the hardships of no deal.
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Randy haunted haystack still somehow hurtling towards Downing Street
Boris Johnson is still on course to become the next Prime Minister, for some unfathomable reason.
Brexiters left furious as parliamentary sovereignty stops parliament getting its sovereignty back
Brexiters across the nation are furious this afternoon after learning that the sovereignty of parliament could be used to prevent the country from getting back the sovereignty it so desperately needs.
Horror ‘fan’ actually just reading plot summaries on Wikipedia
A man who claims to be a horror film aficionado secretly hates the bloody things and just reads the plots on Wikipedia.
