Bear Grylls celebrates OBE with nice tall glass of warm piss
Bear Grylls has been awarded an OBE in the Queen’s Birthday Honours and has celebrated the fact by downing a pint of his favourite beverage.
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Charlie Sheen admits shameful past in which he dabbled with Conservatism
Notorious party animal Charlie Sheen has admitted that he was briefly a member of the Tory Party but he quit because he found the hedonistic drug-taking lifestyle ‘too hardcore’.
I will bravely face down the EU, says man too scared to talk to journalists
Boris Johnson, a Tory leadership candidate that has so far refused to do any interviews, has tried to assure the public that his moral cowardice and pig ignorance of diplomatic reality will not matter once he’s the prime minister.
Dominic Raab admits to trying value-brand cola on four separate occasions
The Conservative leadership contest continues to yield shocking stories of substance abuse.
