Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin, Governor of the Outer Rim, has talked to journalists in order to defend Emperor Palpatine’s decision to dissolve the Imperial Senate and assured people that those calling it a coup were Rebel scum who wanted to thwart the will of the people.
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Leave voter Simon Williams has been waiting a full 24 hours for someone to tell him whether to be angry or not.
Her Majesty the Queen was visited at Balmoral by Leader of the Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg and he acted like a bit of a psycho, it has emerged.
Boris Johnson is getting the world’s most successful living fantasy author to write the fictional nonsense the Queen will have to read out to Parliament outlining how the new PM will make Britain a better place.
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