Northampton calls for reunification with Southampton
The Midlands town of Northampton has issued an ultimatum to the port city of Southampton, on England’s Southern coastline, demanding that the regions move back closer together.
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Man who has never been to Scotland looking forward to getting drunk to celebrate poet he’s never read
An Englishman has expressed his excitement at the possibility of having a drink or twelve to celebrate Burns night, whatever that is.
Hilarious Man says ‘the interwebs’
A hilarious man has referred to the internet as ‘the interwebs’ because he is very, very hilarious.
Man’s Dry January seemingly enters fifteenth year
Basingstoke resident Simon Williams has today entered what seems like the fifteenth year of dry January.
