Boris Johnson, a workshy imbecile currently residing in Central London, has announced that the best way to get a great trade deal from the EU is to openly break the solemn commitments he agreed to on the political deal he made in November.
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The Government has confirmed that it is currently finalising plans to comprehensively blame the EU for any serious outbreak of coronavirus in Britain.
Nobody in the North of Britain has caught Coronavirus because they’re that bloody hard, according to a World Health Organisation report published today.
All unions should be left powerless and broken, unless they are specifically defending your right to offend people, according to leading Tories this afternoon.
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