
‘Do I really want to hurt you? Er, Yes’ Boy George tells Matt Hancock
Boy George is to produce a new album with updated versions of some of his best-known songs, to reflect his growing dislike for Matt Hancock on I’m a Celebrity.
View article >Boy George is to produce a new album with updated versions of some of his best-known songs, to reflect his growing dislike for Matt Hancock on I’m a Celebrity.
View article >Cantankerous loudmouths, who furiously berate anyone not wearing a poppy as if they’ve taken a shit on the cenotaph, will spend the next 11 months blissfully skipping by homeless veterans and not giving a toss about military matters or the way soldiers are treated.
HR has confirmed that being able to recite Cameo’s Word Up in full, even the extended version, will not be considered a tangible achievement and therefore should not be brought up in appraisals.
Twitter boss Elon Musk has spoken out once again against Twitter accounts that try to deceive people – no, not those ones, the ones making jokes.
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