Fiona Onasanya, the Labour MP who was forced out of the party after being convicted of lying about a speeding ticket, has today said that she is delighted that Boris Johnson hasn’t had to endure the same fate.
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The Leader of the House of Commons is putting in a good night guarantee claim after awful shouty people meant he couldn’t get a wink of sleep on the front benches.
Boris Johnson, a Benny Hill cosplayer and politician from London, has discovered how he could easily move the news cycle away from his political incompetence and possibly illegal practices by simply spouting highly offensive statements about a murdered MP.
Horrible spoilt little boy Boris Johnson has called his mum a ‘big shitter’, stormed up to his bedroom, slammed the door and refused to come down for dinner unless he gets what he wants.
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