Boris Johnson’s mum has admitted she lied to him about voting Leave because she thought that was what he wanted to hear, according to sources this afternoon.
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Britain’s Hedge Funds, which have been accused of wanting to profit from a Brexit market crash in recent weeks, have pointed out that if they really wanted to make the stock market shit the bed they’d be backing Jeremy Corbyn.
A photo of Boris Johnson has been widely misconstrued.
The Tory party has confirmed that their conference will close as planned with the traditional human sacrifice in praise of the great and most evil Beelzebub.
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