In a bid to hobble the Brexit Party ahead of a General Election, Chancellor of the Exchequer Sajid Javid has publicly declared that he has no intention of assessing any possible impact of his policies as he fully embraced the Brexiter credo of refusing facts and relying on mystical national virtues.
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Brexiters are this afternoon rounding on speaker John Bercow for not allowing a second vote on Boris Johnson’s Brexit deal, insisting second votes on the same thing are perfectly acceptable as long as you don’t offer them to the general public.
Ahead of Saturday’s World Cup semi-final clash with New Zealand, fans will be recalling past English rugby achievements in Japan, in particular, the time when a galloping Boris Johnson brutally shoulder-charged a small boy into the ground.
A man who carries around more keys than a prison guard, doesn’t have a clue what most of them do, it has emerged.
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