Manchester council begins distributing weekend scent of wee to city centre
Trucks have begun liberally dousing the scent of wee around Manchester city centre in preparation for this weekend, the council have confirmed.
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Baldrick offers to give Dominic Cummings some tips on cunning plans
After Dominic Cummings launches another half-arsed and transparent attempt to trick MPs into letting a no-deal Brexit occur, Baldrick has offered to give him a few tips to try and improve his cunning plans.
Boris Johnson actually three kids in a trench-coat
The entity known as Boris Johnson is actually three children stacked on top of each other.
Another defeat for Boris as his proposal to order a curry for dinner loses out to vegetarian fajitas
The Prime Minister suffered yet another setback last night as his bid for a takeaway from the Peshawar Palace did not pass and Carrie Symonds won the day with her motion to cook up some fajitas as she wanted to empty the fridge of vegetables before the weekend shop.
