The Royal Mint has confirmed coins bearing the incorrect Brexit date can only be destroyed by casting them into the fires of Mount Doom in order to prevent a second darkness spreading over the land.
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Fans of Britain’s long-running comedy-drama Brexit are today overjoyed after learning that another season of the popular show has been commissioned.
Extremist Brexiter and ERG deputy Chairman Mark Francois has had some bad news and some good news this morning.
Keith Vaz is still, astonishingly, an MP, according to reports this afternoon.
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