The Conservatives have promised to end to their policy of brutally murdering the disabled and those claiming other state benefits by as early as next spring.
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With a new election announced for December 12th, party leaders have been making extravagant claims about their party’s prospects.
Amid accusations of blatant electioneering and increasing demands for a fully costed manifesto, the Conservative Party has explained that recent pledges to build hospitals or start public works were vague statements of ambition and should not be seen as a promise to spend any real money.
Brexit Party chief executive Nigel Farage has insisted he will not be standing at the forthcoming general election, insisting that losing seven general elections is probably enough for anyone.
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