Lifting the lockdown and getting the country back to work is all very well but let’s not be too hasty about this ‘exercising’ thing, Britain has told the government this morning.
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Despite the government easing lockdown restrictions today, local woman Simone Williams will be staying indoors ‘for months’ after cutting her own hair.
The Government has issued new guidelines in the ingestion of bleach – Don’t drink bleach, or drink it. Whatever.
The British public has been urged to use their common sense by a man who wouldn’t have been put in charge if they’d had some.
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