A man well-known for intrusive digital surveillance via surreptitious methods has been left baffled by the lack of public uptake in his new app, according to sources this morning.
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The government has added ‘loss of taste’ to the potential symptoms of the coronavirus, and is advising a period of self-isolation for anyone who has recently enjoyed an episode of Mrs Brown’s Boys.
Our Father who art in heaven is having bandwidth difficulties, it has emerged.
A man experienced a profound physical and emotional connection with another living thing for the first time in nearly two months after stepping on a slug in the middle of the night.
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