Depictions of the baby Jesus in a manger have resulted in accusations that the whole thing was staged by his mother to push her blatant Christian agenda.
View article >
Boris Johnson has sought solace in a fridge, where he was accompanied by some other gammon.
Boris Johnson has been forced to endure a nightmare morning after accidentally locking himself in a fridge with Andrew Neil, in an attempt to avoid questions from Good Morning Britain.
In the final day of the General Election campaign, kind Tory politicians who see eye-to-eye with average Brits have promised they would do all they can to reverse the horrific effects of a decade of cruel ineffective policies by the vicious Etonian swine of the Conservative Party.
Keep up with the latest bouts of catastrophic
bellendry from all around the world.
