Harry and Meghan’s new titles to be ‘mate’ and ‘love’
Following the news that Harry and Meghan will no longer use their ‘HRH’ titles, it has been decided that their new titles will be ‘mate’ and ‘love’.
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Woman on a health kick now thinks she’s a f*cking life coach
A woman who only a couple of weeks ago was gorging herself on cold pigs in blankets and boxes of Celebrations, now considers herself eminently qualified to make assessments on other people and their poor life choices, it has emerged.
Shock as Brexiter plan for ‘Big Ben bong’ fails due to being an expensive vanity project where no-one considered the practicalities
The failing Big Ben bong campaign has been revealed as the perfect metaphor, in which an extremely expensive vanity project has not been thought through by the people advocating for it.
New series to see Bear Grylls attempt to survive in post-Brexit Britain
A new Channel Four series will see survival expert and former SAS serviceman Bear Grylls face his toughest challenge yet – attempting to survive in a post-Brexit Britain.
