Reeling from the news that Harry and Meghan want to step away from the Royal Family Her Majesty has approached the EU for advice on how to make leaving as difficult as possible.
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Simon Williams, 35, of London, has decided to move to a new house and look for a different job, amidst cries of horror that he didn’t first consult with his grandmother, father, stepmother, aunts and uncles.
Leaving the royal family behind is impossible unless you’re willing to commit to it 100%, according to Princess Diana from a secret tropical location this morning.
Prince Harry and the former Meghan Markle have insisted their current roles as high profile members of the Royal family mean they can no longer enjoy the simple things in life – like a slap-up meal at the Woking branch of Pizza Express.
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