A new Labour report into the last election has laid the blame for the devastating defeat on pixies and faeries. The faeries and pixies, according to the report, cast mischievous spells on the electorate and made them vote against Jeremy Corbyn. “Antisemitism? Corbyn’s incompetence? An unbelievable manifesto? The public’s unwillingness to drag the country too
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A tea towel released to celebrate the Brexit victory on Friday will be perfect for whingeing remoaners to use to mop up their tears, the Conservatives have today confirmed.
The people who voted Mrs Brown’s Boys as the best sitcom of last year are the same people who choose who runs the country, according to reports today.
A couple from South Wales have named their newborn son Brexit to mark the UK’s glorious escape from the clutches of the European Union.
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