UK introduces Eurovision-style points-based system for immigration
The UK has announced its brand new post-Brexit system to manage immigration.
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Under-fire Boris Johnson praying Meghan Markle does something slightly controversial soon
In the midde of what could best be described as ‘a tumultuous period’, Prime Minister Boris Johnson is desperately hoping Meghan Markle does something – absolutely anything – soon, in order to take some heat away from him for a few days.
Katie Hopkins suddenly keen to avoid everyone judging a whole group because of the actions of one lone murderer
Far-right provocateur and walking yeast infection Katie Hopkins has been uncharacteristically vocal about the unfairness of ascribing collective guilt now that it’s been shown the mass murderer in Germany was not Muslim.
Prince Andrew celebrating 60th birthday with ‘quiet one’ at Woking Pizza Express
Prince Andrew is today celebrating his 60th birthday with a quiet family celebration and a Sloppy Guiseppe.
