Parents of a twelve-year-old girl have expressed concern that her vegan friends may be leading her wildly off the rails, according to reports this morning.
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The pound rose along with FTSE 100 shares as Boris Johnson sent a clear message that his dramatic reshuffle would not alter his government’s course of mishandling doomed vainglorious projects while periodically throwing red meat to racists and xenophobes.
In case anyone was wondering, all men in romantic relationships can be found in their newest branch of Clintons at lunchtime, it has emerged.
Prime Minister Boris Johnson this morning welcomed his new cabinet to a meeting with a cheery cry of ‘Hail Hydra’.
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