At a COBRA meeting in London this morning, Boris Johnson has allayed fears surrounding Coronavirus by reassuring those present that he has private healthcare.
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Boris Johnson and The Daily Telegraph have announced over the weekend that they are engaged to be married.
A beaming Prime Minister started his Cabinet meeting today by receiving congratulations from ministers for his upcoming wedding and birth of his latest child and took the time to tell friends he was very excited to start cheating on Carrie Symmonds as soon as she gets a bit bloaty.
Following the resignation of the head of the Home Office, with many speculating he was forced out against his will, the Home Secretary has insisted forcefully she is no bully.
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