New hairdo really shows off Priti Patel’s horns
Home Secretary and catastrophically unpleasant human being Priti Patel yesterday debuted a stunning new hairstyle seemingly designed to really accentuate her natural horns.
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Manchester United fans wondering if a global Coronavirus pandemic could prevent Liverpool winning league
The deaths of countless millions could well be a price worth paying to stop Liverpool winning the premier league, according to Manchester United fans this afternoon.
Breaking my promises on the previous EU deal is best way to start negotiations for future deal, insists idiot
Boris Johnson, a workshy imbecile currently residing in Central London, has announced that the best way to get a great trade deal from the EU is to openly break the solemn commitments he agreed to on the political deal he made in November.
Government finalising plans to comprehensively blame EU for Coronavirus
The Government has confirmed that it is currently finalising plans to comprehensively blame the EU for any serious outbreak of coronavirus in Britain.
