The government has insisted today that there will be no backtracking on the decision to fully reopen schools again in September, until just after everyone has forked out about £200 on new school uniforms.
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A slim majority of Britons are set to refuse any forthcoming vaccine for the Coronavirus because apparently you can’t trust experts these days, it has emerged.
Home Secretary Priti Patel has insisted that an average of about a dozen migrants reaching our shores by boat each day is a national crisis deserving of her personal time and energy, not like the 5,000 people who will be forced to use food banks today and are probably fine anyway.
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