Man stuck at home ‘very likely’ to die of alcohol poisoning before Coronavirus can get him
The way local man Simon Williams is going, the booze will get him a long time before Coronavirus does, it has emerged.
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The NewsThump guide to sharing ‘amusing’ videos of yourself and other signs you’re having a nervous breakdown
Medical scientists with nothing better to do at the moment have revealed the five surest signs that lockdown is sending you over the edge.
Man really going to miss social distancing
A man has revealed that he’s going to miss social distancing when the coronavirus crisis has passed.
Coughing, feverish Boris Johnson personally licking shut thousands of Coronavirus letters for British households
Boris Johnson has written a letter about the Covid-19 crisis, copies of which will be sent to every household in the country, and despite self-isolating for the disease himself the PM is pitching in by personally licking shut thousands of envelopes.
