Government moves quickly to do absolutely nothing about banks implicated in criminality by FinCEN papers
The Government has pledged to move quickly to do nothing about the banks implicated in criminal wrongdoing in the FinCEN leaks.
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Boris Johnson insists he can hold back the second wave like a right Cnut
According to reports from Number Ten insiders, Boris Johnson is under the impression that he can command the waves of Coronavirus away from our shores, like some kind of a Cnut.
Fantasy Football Manager leaves team ‘by mutual consent’ after one game, for third successive season
A Fantasy Football Manager from South Wales has announced this morning that he and his club, “Norfolk’n’Chance”, have reached an agreement to terminate his tenure after just one game week.
Government pioneers groundbreaking COVID 19 test involving a curt nod and mumbling ‘you alright, mate?’
As criticism grows over its shambolic approach to testing people who might have contracted the deadly coronavirus, Number 10 announced that it would soon deploy an army of volunteers trained to detect if someone looks a bit under the weather and feign interest in their health.
