The Home Secretary has said that the new Kent Access Permit system will ensure that only the crème de la crème of lorry drivers will be allowed into the county.
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Brexit has been revealed to be a secret plot by the Kent Independence movement, who are on the verge of installing their longed-for border with the rest of the UK.
Voter Simon Williams has told the government today that he only plans to break the new rules on social gatherings in a ‘very limited and specific way’, given this is considered perfectly acceptable by the government.
Boris Johnson is relying on the British public in a move already described as “doomed”.
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