5G conspiracists up to 20 times faster than 4G conspiracists
Normal people are concerned that 5G conspiracy theorists are hitting speeds up to 20 times faster than 4G conspiracy theorists ever could, even at their most efficient.
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Man goes to the park to complain about how many people there are in the park
Local busybody Simon Williams is looking forward to a trip to the park today, where he will post photos of other people doing the same thing on social media, while complaining about how many people there are at the park.
“If you didn’t clap that means you want him to die” insist adults mistaking Boris for Tinkerbell
If you didn’t applaud Boris Johnson last night then you’re basically a murderer, according to a worrying number of grown-ups today.
Football star Kyle Walker helping Coronavirus fight by agreeing to 30% cut in sex-worker home visits
Premier League star Kyle Walker has today come to an agreement with his club to reduce the number of sex workers visiting his house by 30% from next week in order to free up finances to cover the wages of non-playing staff at the club, and also offer a sizeable donation to the NHS.
