After ice-cream manufacturer Ben & Jerry’s chose to draw the Home Secretary’s attention to a few inconvenient facts about refugees and asylum seekers, government ministers decided the best way to refute their argument is by saying ice-cream is expensive.
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Talking troll doll Tim Martin has stepped into the Home Office’s online squabble with ice-cream makers Ben and Jerry’s, over whether or not boat migrants have souls, by creating rival offerings such as Sovereign Strawberry Swirl and Go Home Ganache.
Parents concerned for the safety of their children upon their return to school have been offered peace of mind by opportunistic school uniform manufacturers who will now provide children’s Grade A certified Hazmat suits in the school colours of your choice.
News teams from the BBC and Sky news are locked in a tense battle to capture the first footage of a dinghy actually collapsing in front of them in the English Channel.
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