Boris Johnson has dramatically ended all current lockdown rules with immediate effect this morning, after spending almost a full twenty-four hours stuck inside his home with his wife and a new screaming baby.
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Scientists have traced the source of Facebook’s recent viral album challenge back to a record shop in Wuhan, China.
The Prime Minister and his latest squeeze have named their newborn son Brexit to mark the UK’s glorious escape from the clutches of the European Union.
Experts have today announced that the current rate of infection for people posting their ten favourite albums on Facebook has now finally fallen to below 1 for the first time in three weeks.
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