Concern UK population has lost herd immunity to McDonald’s after weeks without exposure
McDonald’s is being allowed to reopen some of its outlets as the British government desperately seeks herd immunity to cravings for Big Macs.
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Meadow mowers reminded that only ONE man and his dog allowed due to social distancing
The government has reiterated that the mowing of meadows by multiple men is currently strictly prohibited.
Boris Johnson’s new son already impregnated nanny
Boris Johnson’s three-day-old child has already got his nanny up the duff, according to reports this morning.
There is nothing Freudian about me calling my child ‘Penis Penis’, insists Boris
The Prime Minister is today insisting that there is definitely nothing psychosexual about giving his child a phallic first name to go with the phallic family surname.
