A chancer who does not know what they are talking about, ignores science and is only in their current career to get as much out of it for themselves as they can, has announced a new national lockdown, causing several mediums to also look a bit daft.
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Prime minister Boris Johnson has confirmed that he will not take part in Movember to raise awareness of testicular cancer, despite a successful September and October in which he massively heightened awareness that he’s a thoroughly inept cock.
The man in charge of deciding when and how the UK goes into lockdown, Keir Starmer, has expressed frustration with quirky parliamentary rituals that require his orders to suffer consequential delays until they are proclaimed by Her Majesty’s Buffoon, Boris Johnson.
Dipshits who insisted on going around coughing on their neighbours and not washing their hands have ruined things for everyone else, it has emerged.
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