Here we go again, say jubilant toilet roll manufacturers
Britain’s toilet paper manufacturers have already put in their orders for a new car after new lockdowns were announced.
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He lived twice. Once for himself, and once for everybody’s dreams
Sean Connery has hit the ejection seat for the last time, we are sad to report.
Lockdown speculation reaches fever pitch as Dominic Cummings spotted filling car with petrol
Dominic Cummings has been spotted fuelling up his stupid car, and fuelling lockdown speculation in the process (oh VERY good, can’t believe Have I Got News For You didn’t return your calls with gold like that -ed)
Ken Livingstone report finds Nazi Party free of anti-Semitism
An eagerly anticipated report into allegations of anti-Semitism within a major political party finally saw publication today, ending an era of struggle and triangulation which cast doubt on whether the issue would ever be fully resolved.
