CBeebies’ show ‘Baby Club’ has been lambasted for the ill-advised suggestion that all babies should be touching their eyes and ears and mouth and nose at this time of national crisis.
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In order to maintain appropriate levels of confusion surrounding coronavirus measures, Boris Johnson will give today’s briefing in Latin.
Middle-class couple Simon and Simone Williams were today dithering over exactly when they should ask their cleaner to stop coming in the wake of the coronavirus pandemic.
The British public was finally given a clear sense of the timeline for the virus crisis as Boris Johnson’s misplaced confidence and shifty demeanour pretty much guaranteed that by mid-June the UK will become a dystopian hellscape where civil society has utterly collapsed.
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