Housing and Communities Secretary Robert Jenrick has said the public should “use their own judgement” when it comes to deciding whether or not to smash themselves in the face with a spade.
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The government has insisted today that there will be no U-turn on its decision to allow three households to mix indoors over the Christmas period until everyone has bought a massive turkey and forked out over £200 on food.
After the announcement that a new strain of coronavirus has emerged, there have been calls for scientists to urgently seek advice from some bloke off Twitter.
A new variant of incompetence has been identified in Government, as revealed today by the health secretary Matt Hancock.
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