
People without gardens to become light-fearing Morlocks
H.G. Wells appears to have predicted coronavirus lockdown as people without easy access to fresh air slowly morph into a species of troglodytes who shun the light – the Morlocks.
View article >H.G. Wells appears to have predicted coronavirus lockdown as people without easy access to fresh air slowly morph into a species of troglodytes who shun the light – the Morlocks.
View article >The National Federation of Con-artists, grifters and hustlers have demanded the Government act immediately to provide a relief package for their members during the coronavirus crisis.
Anti-vaxxers are withholding judgement on any possible vaccine for the Coronavirus until they’ve had a chance to decide which medical conditions they will pretend it causes.
As Matt Hancock released yet another set of future targets for testing and ventilator acquisitions, there was a growing belief in Whitehall that, with each new batch of promised numbers, the chance of one them coming true grows exponentially.
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