People without gardens to become light-fearing Morlocks
H.G. Wells appears to have predicted coronavirus lockdown as people without easy access to fresh air slowly morph into a species of troglodytes who shun the light – the Morlocks.
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Con-artists, grifters and hustlers demand coronavirus relief package
The National Federation of Con-artists, grifters and hustlers have demanded the Government act immediately to provide a relief package for their members during the coronavirus crisis.
Anti-vaxxers close to deciding which medical conditions they will pretend are caused by Coronavirus vaccine
Anti-vaxxers are withholding judgement on any possible vaccine for the Coronavirus until they’ve had a chance to decide which medical conditions they will pretend it causes.
Government confident that if it keeps throwing out numbers about COVID 19, one of them will eventually prove right
As Matt Hancock released yet another set of future targets for testing and ventilator acquisitions, there was a growing belief in Whitehall that, with each new batch of promised numbers, the chance of one them coming true grows exponentially.
