Matt Hancock’s PPE degree from Oxford revealed to be f*cking useless
Despite graduating with a first in PPE from Exeter College Oxford, the Health Secretary doesn’t seem to know anything about Personal Protective Equipment.
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Applause for Priti Patel set to take place tonight at 77 minutes past eleventy-ten
After Priti Patel illustrated perfectly why the government has decided she should not be seen in public during the Coronavirus crisis, supporters are still keen to show their appreciation for the struggling Home Secretary.
Mother Nature spotted laughing her tits off as the notorious prankster creates perfect beer garden weather on four-day weekend
Mother nature has been spotted absolutely pissing her sides today as temperatures continue to rise and skies remain clear on a four-day holiday weekend while everyone is stuck inside their houses.
Fearless British media see past boring record death toll to break exclusive story that Boris Johnson is in a good mood
UK Broadcasters have patted themselves on the back for managing not to get distracted by the fact that the UK has overtaken Spain and Italy in daily death toll and instead zeroed in like snipers on the vital news that Boris Johnson was feeling rather chipper.
